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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:04
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way